Total Medals Earned: 1,598 (From 285 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,045 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/115 points)
Split horizontally for the first time
Split vertically for the first time
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 3/19 (15/460 points)
The boss is immortal. You are not.
Set up your own control scheme
You've got that "One Hit Left" look about you
Credit is given where credit is due
Play a round with an Oscar activated
Took a look in the book
Find the Hidden Weapon
Max out your combo multiplier
The Action was good, but the best? I don't know about that.
It was a slow year, okay?
Here comes a new challenger!
The greatest honor at the 19XX Academy Awards
I think I'm going to be sick.
There wasn't much competition.
Oops! The alternate track isn't ready yet.
I hope you're ready for some Developer Commentary!
Play with a gamepad
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/50 (30/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Find Cai's soul
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (205/355 points)
Checking out the game.
Reaching section 10.
Playing the game for 20 minutes.
Reaching section 15.
Playing the game for 10 minutes.
Playing the game for 30 minutes.
Completing all levels or finishing the game.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/275 points)
Complete game on Easy
Complete game on Medium
Score 13,000
Complete game on Hard
Score 14,000
core 15,000
Complete game on Skitz
Score 16,000
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
Medals Earned: 5/25 (70/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million